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- o1 -
When did you make your first Ascii attempts?
Hmm... not very long ago. My first colly was released in May'95,
but my very first ascii-attempts must have been around November'94!
So I am not really an ewldskewl dude... thank god!
- o2 -
Do you know how many Ascii-productions have you released?
Yes, of course I do; 15 collies by me, and a coop by Snuffy
and me (TjaSiDet.Txt) - a very nice colly, in fact.... (click!)
- o3 -
What's so damn special with Ascii?
Weirdness. The darn weirdness. It is kinda weird making logos
and pictures of letters, isn't it? Weirdness has always been a part
of my lame soul.
- o4 -
Have you got any special idols from the Ascii-scene?
No, they are all bigtime loosers, whom never could be my idols! ...
geeeh.. sorry, that must have been my dark half. Whut can I say?
Read the respect list in my colly! But I do like artists who
appreciate the art of orginality.
- o5 -
What's your opinion about the Iff2Ascii-Art?
I have no opinion about it. Just know that I have never used it,
and that I probably never will. But that doesn't mean I hate the
iff2ascii-art! It just isn't my style!
- o6 -
Are dot's more stylish than 'regular' Ascii?
Dots are very nice - IF you know how to use them!! I have tried
dotting ... and failed!
- o7 -
Do you read every single collection that is released today?
Do you watch every soap-opera at television? It is simply impos-
sible to read all collies, there are just too many of them! I down-
load all collies I get my hands on see, and that is kind of many!!!
- o8 -
Do you answer requests made to 'All Available Artists' ?
I don't even read them. I am an arrogant lamer!! Hehehehehe..
- o9 -
How should a request be written to be guaranteed an answer from you?
It should be written on a rektum-super-huge-dildo, and sent by mail
to me. Then you have a 100%-guaranteed-answer-request. If you can't
afford a dildo, or simply want to use it on yourself, then do not
fear! There IS another way! Just write me a non-asciidoor-messy,
and you will probably end up with a lame ascii from the slave of
lameness (yours truly, that is!).
- 1o -
Are there more Ascii-groups than there has to be?
No, there should be more! Just like the once-so-kool demoscene!
More groups = bigger asciiscene = najs!!
- 11 -
What do you think of the attitude in the Ascii-scene of today?
Fuck the standard ascii-attitude! It is way too serious!! I hate
the whole oldskool-idea!! I hate it so much, that I want to convert
to heterosexuality! What is the point of being an arrogant son
of a bitch, who doesn't have any respect of todays newcomers,
and just respect the "talented" old farts who haven't released
a colly in years. And do you know why they haven't!?!! Because
their asciis suck so much, that they would probably loose all the
respect they once gained.. haha.. I do only respect active artists!
It is they who keep the ascii-scene alive, not them "oldfoolers"!!!
(uh-oh.. have I started an "open letter" war now!??!).
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- 12 -
What do you think about the idea of having special magazines
dedicated to the Ascii-scene?
I just luv it!! They are adding more ascii-atmosphere in the ascii-
scene! The ascii-scene is starting to look like the demo-scene!
Man, I love it! M<an, I love the ascii-scene! More mags! More mags!
- 13 -
Is there a big difference between Old-skool Ascii
and Ascii of today?
Wops.. The Oldskool issue again..more aggressive words! But I can
add something. The quality of today's asciis variates very much, but
I can say one thing for sure; they are better than the old asciis.
Many of the oldskool-asciis are unstructured, badsmelling and
lame. Some of them are very nice, though. Don't want to generalize
anything, but in the big picture, the average oldskooler is
less talented than the average "newcomer". Just because some dudes
happend to be in the scene some years earlier than us newcomers,
doesn't make them gods!
- 14 -
Have you any special projects going on that will be released
in the near future?
Several! hehehe..... naah...... I like the smell of spontaneity.
However, as my asciis suck, I will try to develop my style, and
hopefully I will never me satisfied with my asciis, cuz then
I would suck even more. I will try to come up with some original
(and probably totally lame) ideas. I will try to fuck the norm,
even though it is rather hard to produce non-cliches....
But if all the future ascii-collies will be like most of them
are today (logos+index+preface+asciis+credits+respect+theend),then
I can't see any reason to continue!
- 15 -
What do you think about the wellknown ascii-wars, and the open-
letter-generation?
One of my dreams is to get an open-letter dedicated to me. I
wish somebody started hating my guts so much that they released
a bunch of war-text-files! Ooh.... Wargasm, wargasm!!
- 16 -
What would you be doing instead of Ascii if you
suddenly quitted?
I would probably be a elajt-trada', tradin' warez!!! ..... or maybe
I could spend more time with my legodudes.
- 17 -
Do you have a horny snoop doggy dogg?
No, but I have a quite sexy cat, called 'Ibsen'...